This is the splash, honey, for The Red Blimp! :D

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Whoo, this is the splash I'm forced to have because I need to have an index.htm. ugh
Well, the site has just opened up! (actually, this was a long time ago, but shush) Hurray! Go inside! Go on, it's not like I'm going to appear out of your monitor (or whatever you are using) and bite you. It's the best (read: only) Pokemon/Paper Mario/EarthBound website currently available on the internet. Satisfaction guaranteed or your time back.*

* I can't really give you your time back. If I ever find a way to do so, however, I will give you your time back.

June 17, 2010: Pokemon Theme

Pokemon theme has been updated.

I know splash pages are an absolute drag, so when I get some news to update with, it will be available on the splash as well. If you want to just check new updates, you could visit the splash to read the not-so-wordy version, see the page, and then do what you want.

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Mi espaÑol no esta tan bueno como mi ingles, pero hago un efuerco. Si encuentras que mi gramatica no esta correcta, manda un e-mail!